And while we’re on the subject of silly car accessories (see previous post), what about those “sirens” you affix to your car that (allegedly) send out a piercing wail which (allegedly) only deer can hear, and which are GUARANTEED to scare the deer away from roadway in front of you?

Money back GUARANTEED if it doesn’t work and you hit a deer. How wonderful to immediately receive the full $14.95 reimbursement, no questions asked!

So does anyone out there have the statistics on the number of deaf deer which are hit by cars each year? I bet we can get a government grant for this study…